Friday, December 12, 2008

...Makes you 'high'

WEYY! one more post with an irrelevant title! (insert akon's 'Weehooh' sound here :D) Toodayh I went to Midvalley with my mom and she, not surprisingly does her usual nagnag thang to further proof how miserable and pityful my life is xD. Apparently, she read and interesting article somewhere on the internet and decided to give me a lecture about 'being a true malay'. Not listening to her bitey words I kept a straight face and only managed to (unfortunately) hear: 'bodoh' ' jangan!' 'tak baik' 'we as mal--' 'EH! esti loder ade sale!!! '. So, not really in the mood to be in 'rebellious mode' , I think I'm gonna break it down in Bm --je lah! :B

okeng erh soo hari ni mak plk cari pasal nk torture hamba dng kata2 manis beliau. Hamba diterangkan secare mendlm tentang 'being a true malay'. Hahaha isi isi menatang lecture ni dah short-cut exit kluar telinge kiri hamba so x detail sngt kot! kata2 manis beliau bile smpai otak slow hamba tibe2 jadi masam.

Mak berkate, ' kite sebagai org melayu, perlula menghormati adat2 org melayu dan mengamalkanya *blank* blank*blank* (x ingt) . 'oi awang are you ignoring me?'

hamba pula, 'eh no la mother dearest, harhar how could I?' 'Tapikan, mak bkan org cina ka? alaa u know yg suke herbal tea yg x sedap sngt tuh'

Mak hamba, 'Hoisshh! bdk ni! mak ni kire malay la! ahem selain itu, kita juga perlu menghormati culture bangsa2 jiran kita yang *blank* blank*'

Hamba menjawab,' mak, x jwb lagi my question laa!'

Mak bersambung,' sbb tu la kite kene pkai sopan2, ckap sopan2, supaya menjaga nama dan reputasi bangsa! '

Hamba, ' erh x layan ke x dngr ni?'

Mak sekali lagi bersambung, 'Sebagai bangsa majority di malaysia yang serba indah ni, kita harus *blank*blank*blank*'

Hamba yg sudeh bingung, 'sah mak x layan ni'

Mak pon bersambung, 'Untuk memelihara keharmonian negara malaysia yg serba in--*blank*blank*

maka hamba, 'indah lagi bontot syafiq!'

Mak pon berkata, ' Oih! bodoh ke hape? jng ckp BI sngt! Bahasa Malaysia itu adalah *blank*blonk*'

Hamba dng peningnya, ' bile pulek Haz--'

Mak terus, '-- Berbanggala dng Malaysia, berbanggala sebagai seorang Mel-'

Hamba, ' aduyaiii x layan lagi!!! (dlm pikiran: 'mek maafklan aku! aku insaf xD')'

Mak, ' Eh!! Esti Loder ade Sale! hold my bag! I need to get myself a new *blank*blank*'

Hamba dng sedihnya,' hypocri--'

Mak secare tibe2, ' did you say something? Hippo-what?'

Hamba pon, ' Eerrk hehe you know, kat sane tu ade Hipponakmampus x-factor show.. hohohh'

Mak, 'Hippokobaliknaikbus la bo-*blaaaaaaaaank*'

Hamba trus pengsan di crime scene.


(arh arh arh no disrespect meant for my mom and her furry handbag ppl :D moral of the postnya : PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH hahaha :o)

7 comments:

Dea said...

hahaha, nice one. kna biasa dgn leteran baginda :D yeaah, practice what you preach HAHA

Houdae said...

wow, you are a true malay ;D haha ya, practice what you preach !

Amir Faisal said...
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Amir Faisal said...

haha...
takleh bla jer

'indah lagi bontot syafiq'???
rotflol...

mek mok said...

haha skang aq da tau mane warisan perangai 'taklayan' tu .. papepon aq rase mak ko comel la dlm citer ni:D

SAM WAHYUDI said...

hi, u wrote nice story!!! salam dari makassar

azh major life said...

haha.leteran orang lama-lama.suppose to be like that:)