Thursday, September 17, 2009

...Makes You Tastefully Weird.

'good lord! you poor thing! I'm suprised you made it out alive!!'
that was the first I had in mind reading thru a friend's blog.

ehem ehem. Dear coffee-dude, aren't you going to write something silly in your silly blog and make silly words and silly statements? i do hope you keep up the sillyness. Did you know? small boys are gross-- but silly hee hee <333


No littlegirl34! I shall not! for this time a more serious tone needs to be instilled! sillyness would have to wait. a tortured soul needs to be saved. His broken spirit needs to be lift up highh. And everyone knows: nobody can do that better than a cup of coffeeee. But it is ramadhan! so coffee-dude will have to fill in. stay in school, be nice, eat your veggies and other shit i should tell little kids. taa taa.

ehem ehem. Dear coffee-dude, I found your blog to be pretty annoying. Its irrelevant. Its full of silly nonsense. AND there nothing about kanyewestvstaylorswift. Aren't you gonna write something about raye?? did you know? I want to grow up to be as tall as a tree so people wouldn't laugh at me like they do to you. har har choww.


What!! you kiss your mom with that mouth?! Well I'm hurt! I hope you're happy! kids these days! And no! raye is boring. EVVVVVEEEERYYYONEEEE KKNNOOWWWS! duh! fuck you! go to hell! eat veggies and go to SCHOOL! HAAAAAH!!! taa taa.

Dear coffe-dude, You rock man! YOU RULE! you're the BOSS!


Why yes. yes i do. thankssssss :'D too bad I dont know you!

nobody sends me e-mails anymore x(. I tell you, imaginary ones are much much better.

now, the real topic:

seriously, you shall forever be honored for enduring those torturous moments.
makes you realize how important friends are. :)

I might be the mean one. azhar might be the naive and oblivious one. and hafyz.. is

BUT! there aint gonna be nobody else who's willing to help you at any cost! ANY COST! (you know how we can be)

and you my friend. the funny and weird one. and also the one in need this time. There's nobody else thats going to enjoy both your greatness and weaknesses at the same time.

something needs to be done about your school. and I've got the perfect plan:


brilliant I know! so find some other source of education! coz the old one is going to be ==secret==

take care
god bless.

I'm not on drugs!


mek mok said...

seriesly, wujud ke weirdguy78 tu ? hahahaha

DearCoffeeDude said...

:P ko rase?