Monday, January 12, 2009

...Gets You Dancing

hmm I update my blog once every year you say? welpp... ye kot. Oh yeah blame it on me. I'm way too busy and waaaay to 'selfish' to update my oh-so-very 'important' blog. The world needs no more shit from you man. Owhyeaah, my bad!! oww damn sorry dude! gua punya hidup sibuk sngt sampai x boleh update blog..huwwaaa gua berdosa. berdosa besar. hahaha erkkk. diam ah.

Lu x puas hati, I strongly suggest you contact god and ask him to bestow me powers to make my life easier..AND ask him to give me 5 ringgit. Gua mau top-up. hahaha erk. diam ah.

A friend of mine told me that I can always count on him. whenever.wherever. Oh yeah, slows the heart with warm sticky thing for about 5 mins then summon the ants for a 'famous ppl buffet' for the poor. Sweet sugar coated words are powerful indeed. God favors you more friend. hahahaha erk. diam ah. x)

One of my ex told me that I need to work out. I'm short and I'm not macho enough. I need to get my butt up to her standard. Coz I got 'potential' For reasons unknown, I told her that her daddy stoped paying me to be with her last month. SMACK!! ouch sakit hahaha x mau resit ke moy? erk. diam ah!

Something sad happened. Me and my friend saw our classmate busy indulging himself with endless rounds of other ppl's homework. He has no pencilcase. My friend said, 'kesian die, gune pen hotel je. miskin kot.' I said with my mate sepet, gigi besi x comel face, 'Miskin? itu pen Langham Hotel tuuuuu!,' and he said, 'hahaha erk. diam ah!'

My friend told me why my other friends are so damn boring. I told him, ' maybe their parents decided to read my blog during sex before they had them.' he said ' true true, that explains everything. How I pity them sooo...'.


engaging isn't it?
hahaha erk..diam ah!

7 comments:

Amir Faisal said...

'diam ah!'
isnt that used to be my favourite sentence?

selfish?
thats what u said to me this morning... but in bm version 'sombong'
haha

DearCoffeeDude said...

hahahaha trust me dude, it has nothing to do with the likes of you. now begone! x)

Men in Black said...

srsly no idea ape yg ko tulis
but,
about the 'short'! thing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
=D




still, remember me!

zaf said...

srsly, crap is all u talk about!
lol

Shamimi Rosni said...

Semua kena ada 'diam ah' eh? Hahahaha. :D

azh major life said...

Something sad happened. Me and my friend saw our classmate busy indulging himself with endless rounds of other ppl's homework. He has no pencilcase. My friend said, 'kesian die, gune pen hotel je. miskin kot.' I said with my mate sepet, gigi besi x comel face, 'Miskin? itu pen Langham Hotel tuuuuu!,' and he said, 'hahaha erk. diam ah!'



pst:x boleh blah.haha:)u deserve it.right.haha

azh major life said...

Something sad happened. Me and my friend saw our classmate busy indulging himself with endless rounds of other ppl's homework. He has no pencilcase. My friend said, 'kesian die, gune pen hotel je. miskin kot.' I said with my mate sepet, gigi besi x comel face, 'Miskin? itu pen Langham Hotel tuuuuu!,' and he said, 'hahaha erk. diam ah!'



pst:x boleh blah.haha:)u deserve it.right.haha