...Makes Your Teeth Shiny

Thats a lie. False fact people! I should know. :)


So then ladies and gents I'm back to tell you stories just to pointlessly show you how miserable and crazy my life can get sometimes , so you can laugh your butts off and have a good day and sleep well at night. Yeah, seriously, I don't get paid for this. FREE ENTERTAINMENT BABEHH!!.

It was the mid term holiday, a day for wealthy people to flaunt their wealth and a good opportunity for girls to update their wardrobe. For the guys, its a good time to pretend to have a girlfriend and money at Pavilion coz it makes them feel cool. Seriously, the world is ending right in front of us as we speakkk!!

so then, where was I?
O yeah! Coffee does not make your teeth shiny! false fact from me people! I'm an Idiot remember? All coffee does is make you look pale and make you shiny in sunlight. Seriously.
I should know :)


So then ladies and gents I'm back to tell you stories just to pointlessly show you how miserable and crazy my life can get sometimes , so you can laugh your butts off and have a good day and sleep well at night. Yeah, seriously, I don't get paid for this. FREE ENTERTAINMENT BABEHH!!.


It was the mid term holiday, boring. agree?

Azhar dint show up to make a predictable/surprise appearance. Syafiq was away dating (delusional as usual x) ) Hafyz wanted to go out with Ezy and Vie, but I dint feel like being mentally and emotionally tortured that day. Nash I presume is trying to lose weight with little or no progress xD. Miera is uhh doing what she does best: ca-pub. Mek is busy looking hot. no surprises.

I was alone. I was bored. no surprises there too!


So I've decided to go to this party that I was invited to. Its in damansara. where? entahla. :B


I thought it was just a normal friends meeting friends party. But God, how wrong I was.


I arrived after a tiring journey with--my momma. HAHA. Yea, that's my 'cool party ride'. x)
She as usual nagged all the way to our destination. Luckily, I survived. I'm alright, but my ears feels funny though. ( I had earplugs on >:] ) . God spared me. but I cant help but feel that there's a reason for that.. a bad one.


Theres no one outside. But I hear voices inside. I thought, Wah! an indoor party! nice! no need to worry about going to the bathroom! and and cool windows too! Nice House!. I tidied myself and went in.

The first thing I saw was food on a fancy table! FREE FOOD BABEHH!!. I also saw what we're having for desert. JELLY!! FREE JELLY BABEHH!! I saw a lot of pretty girls too! FREE GIRLS BABEHH!!

(( random guy: budus, they're not for free laa! >:/ )) .......*fantasies ends*

ahem.

Farah, the party host came. Daughter of my mom's friend. We greeted each other. There were smiles. There were laughs. I told her how pretty she looks. She commented on how unappropriately I dressed. x(

a free tshirt i got from jusco and a pair of shorts. All the guys around me were wearing fancy shirts and ties on, skinnies and and complete with tux jackets.

I really felt low. (Not because I was short mind you!! :/ ). It was embarrassing.

But nah I kept it inside. I've faced worst, really. I said to her: This isn't a normal friends meeting friends party is it?. She said: Uhh.. nope?.

Woh! how surprising! :/


It didnt end there. (Great! more surprises! xD)


She said something that really sounded more like vie slapping my face off-- :

" Umm.. Haziq? " :/

"ye sayaa" :D

"err... why ko x tanggal sliper?? " -_-'

"BOOM!!"












ahem. FREE HUMILIATION BABEHHH!!!